Imagine Feeling Like Yourself Again

So, get this: Dr. Jacobs wants me to bring my cowboy boots to my next Normatec appointment! With appropriate socks and everything!!! Of course, I had to wonder, aloud, which cowboy boots? The red ones? The green ones? The black ones? (I didn't even mention the original brown ones, or the Dan-Post multicolored ones, or the blue ropers.) Hm, I'm thinking maybe the red ones. Nurse Mary said she wants to see the whole outfit.

Well, the Normatec brochure does say, right up front: "Imagine feeling like yourself again."